What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

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share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

How or where can I get any kind of books online for free?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

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No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics