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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:48

Next, they tried...
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics